Tuesday, August 16, 2011
US Department of Jobs
The US Department of Jobs.
Really???
Anyone who knows me knows I’ve feared something like this for years. Imagine if you will, a government official handing you a slip of paper. And on that slip of paper is where you are to report the next day for your new job.
Things in this country were bound to get to this point. An economy that jumps about from roaring one minute to reeling in retreat the next, a congress full of bought and paid for impostors, global corporations manipulating our currency, and the overall loss of any imaginative spirit in its citizens.
One of our greatest freedoms is that we can do what we choose when it comes to our profession. We can choose our vocation. We can quit our job anytime we want, we can start our own business if we think we can do it better, and there is no legal penalty for failure.
That is about to change.
Imagine a day when the government ‘assigns’ you a job. If your boss is an idiot, or if you think of a better way to do something, it doesn’t matter. Suck it up buttercup, you’re stuck with this job. Don’t like the wage? Too bad, a government panel has determined that the wage you earn is plenty sufficient for a family of five like yours. You will be given a raise yearly depending on your job performance score. To resign would be illegal.
Now imagine a system by which a government agency will track you throughout your entire working life. A job bureau if you would, organized and patterned after the credit bureau. You will be given a score, much like your credit score. It won’t easily be disputed, and its contents will be kept mostly in secret from you. Your boss will give you quarterly job performance reviews. They will be sterile and consist of vague questions and categories of measure. These performance reviews will be sent, by law, to the job bureau, where tabs will be kept and a score will be rendered. Absences, tardies, and such will smear a blemish upon your job score. Lulls in employment will lower your score. Deviations from dress code will affect your score. Like a medieval marriage between cousins, your credit score and your job score will soon be the two most important numbers in your life.
With the newly created US Department of Jobs, you can petition for a new job, but it won’t be easily. You will need to fill out the proper paperwork….online of course. Then you will need several references, and accompany all pertinent paperwork with copies of past job appraisals, ‘matter of’s’ pertaining to any absences, or tardies or anything of the nature. Several months shall pass, and matters will be complicated. Your denial will come, and the cause will be specified to an insufficient job score rating. You will need to apply for a copy of your job history record from any of the several governmental entities which keep track of such information. The call center will have been outsourced to the slums of East Dzerzhinsk, ironic since this agency falls under the jurisdiction of the US Department of Jobs. You are allowed one copy of your…YOUR job history report a year and you may make 3 disputes in writing every 18 months.
You think you have a better idea on how to do something? You think your boss is an idiot and you could do it better? Ever try dealing with the credit card companies? Well that should give you somewhat of an idea on what you’ll be facing, seens how that’s who runs the company you work for and who is slipping ownership of off-shore accounts under the table to your local congressman, and setting him up with $3000 a night hookers. You think he given two shakes of lamb’s tail what in hell you think?
The US Department of Jobs will be a federal institution, and obstructing its day to day operations will be punishable by federal incarceration. Unions will be seen and made illegal. Working conditions will falter, and working wages will plummet.
Any business is now big business. International corporations will swallow whole the small business owner. Cheap labor flooding into this country every day from Mexico will underscore and underbid the ma and pa service industry. Big business is owned and controlled by big banks. Big banks hold a controlling monetary interest in every single Fortune 500 company on Earth. Those with the gold, make the rules.
Tell your kids, go to school, study real hard, get good grades, do everything the nice teacher tells you to. You want your school score to look good to the US Department of Jobs when employment hand-out time comes. Some will be chosen for higher programming at any of the newly government funded colleges, but most will be assigned to the fields.
Assigned and instituted debt will force us into a lifetime of indentured servitude, while a new monarchy class comes to be…here on American soil. We will be pheasants born to a pre-determined future; assigned a master, and whipped by never ending tolls, levies, fees, licenses, and permits.
A US Department of Jobs will mask nothing more than a kinder, gentler, more socially acceptable US Department of Slavery.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Tragic Thoughts and Epic Revelations of an American Dream
Nobody writes anymore.
Nobody has a burning sense of curiosity.
They just don’t give a shit.
How have we allowed ourselves to become a nation of people waiting for the next big hand out? How have we been allowed to become a nation that is so in debt, so entranced, so desensitized that we just can no longer think, dream, create, invent, organize. We are a nation out of control, spiraling into an abyss where we merely exist. We’re robots, wage slaves. We are focused but it’s straight ahead. We don’t see side to side. We see a yellow flower, and smell the aroma, but we’ve forgotten how to describe it to someone else, and would we even care anyhow? We might but then again, who has the time?
We don’t have any time.
We have created all this technology to supposedly make things faster, make them easier, make our lives simpler, but now we’ve imprisoned ourselves into taking care and maintaining all these creations.
We’re slaves to the possessions we work so hard to afford.
We want, want, want, we’ve created entire industries based and revolving around our wants. Others have forced us to need what we want. The American dream has been taken, captured, held hostage, and hijacked, but when it was finally sold back to us, it was a scheme. Like Flipper at SeaWorld, taken from the sea, placed in a big tank with the sides painted like the ocean. Its water, it’s salty, but it’s not the ocean. The Great American Scheme, the repackaged, redone version of what we were taught in school to chase. I will never let the packaged, government schooling interfere with what I deem an education.
Teachers don’t teach, they supervise. Parents don’t parent, they roll out one kid after another, just like their sister. They never give one second to the reason, the meaning, or the feeling, the instinct that burns in them to parent. They don’t care. Nobody cares. They just continue. In a sense our entire pre-programmed instinct has been completely re-written.
We hunt for money.
We are in survival mode.
Action, reaction; cause to effect.
When was the last time you stood, closed your eyes and filled your lungs with pure air? Feel the air enter, the body take in the air, feel the blood run through your veins, all the while, feel your heart keeping perfect rhythm with the sun, the sky, the light breeze? Would our new species even realize what that was, this humanoid we’ve become, this creature, this monster, this beast craving, and stalking the next dollar? The next dollar to feed its hungry SUV? The stress of a drive home after work, an unknown instinct burning in us to preserve our list of possessions, we seek to support the material beast, a monster made of either steel or fabric, or glass. Consuming our souls, making us want more, bigger, more expensive so we could tell someone that we had more, we had bigger, we payed more.
We’re infected, our brains influxed with a elixir that creeps, and seeks, and flows into the membrane of soft tissue where our morality fibers are wrapped, infesting it and killing it, turning it numb, so the evil instinct of chasing, perusing, and capturing the false idol of salvation becomes our sole desire. We’re drunk with envy of our neighbor. We’re high with a brain dissolving desire to talk of what we have, what we’re going to get, and how much we’re going to spend doing all of it. Our children are no longer our flesh and pour blood in a living, breathing being, they are our material possessions, bred and born to impress, to compete with the others.
We will never do without.
We will never cut back.
We will never cease in our desire to consume more than the next. We will starve ourselves to appear to be eating better than our neighbor. We will steal to appear that we are more generous.
We are no longer human.
In a sick and backwards way, we have returned to the most primitive animals we once were. We have reached the pinnacle of our evolution and are now in a catastrophic plummet in our ability to reason, and comprehend. We are beasts driven mad with our desires, our sick and cross-eyed souls hunt with drooling fangs, tearing through whatever flesh stands in the way of pleasing our perverted, insane compulsions.
It’s is almost complete, we have almost metamorphosed into our new species. We are a society lost, blinded, we have forgotten. We are the final breed of temptation, the final result of greed, the final viral strain of enticement, and the last genetic mutation of gluttony.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
A Road of Little Consequence
I was driving down a road of little consequence, just today. A warm, Indian Summer sun sat in a western sky, and the aroma of dry spruce hung heavy in the air. The road was slightly cracked and the center line was faded and veering. The narrow lanes challenged my mind not to wander, but my imagination has always been a rebellious one. My old pick-up, a relic from the Carter administration, was now as much a friend of mine as my dog who sat, loyally as my co-pilot.
The past year had not been an easy one, and for that matter, neither had the one before that. A slew of piss-poor career attempts had left me unemployed and a failed marriage, a few failed relationships, and a group of strangers I believed were my friends had my mood and my mind in a somewhat depressive state. My short-comings and a future of seemingly worse events ahead were becoming thoughts that were beginning to trip over each other in my head. One job in particular that had seen me fired, had subsequently left me especially bitter, and almost unfeeling.
A stainless-steel mug of coffee, poured from my thermos sat cooling in my cup-holder. The broken center-line flashed by, and seemed to hum silently.
The past had left me a pile of debt I could never pay, a home I could no longer live in, a dream extinguished, my talents squandered. I spoke aloud to my dog in a serious tone, “You know, I could pull the truck over here. Right here. You and me, we could hike into those mountains today. Those mountains go on forever, they’re endless. Things get forgotten in those mountains. I’d only take you so far my friend, then I’d let you go to run, some campers would find you, and they would take you home with them. But I’d go further, I’d walk and hike so deep, and so far, until I was sure no one would ever find me. And then….I'd do it. People would find my truck. They’d figure I got lost. They’d even search for me I suppose. But I’d be leaving no wife behind; no children would miss their Dad. So they wouldn’t look that long, or probably even that hard. I’d be someone they could forget about.”
I could feel my foot easing on the gas pedal to find the brake and a spot to pull the truck to the side. But then something stopped me. I did indeed need to brake, but not because I intended on carrying out my plan, but because ahead of me on this deserted road, high in this mountain pass, was a small bridge. A bridge that ran above a clear creek that like the road, had no name. And scattered like tossed stones to the side were three bikes. Bikes of children, the tires mis-matched, the painted faded and chipped, dropped alongside the road in a hurried enthusiasm. And on that bridge were two boys and a sister, the oldest no more than eight, casting dime-store fishing rods into a stream as pure as their innocence, a summer sun in its twilight at their backs. I slowed the truck and passed, and noticed their pink shoulders and a Tupperware that was one of Mom’s best, filled with thin, hand-dug worms and black dirt.
In a world filled with everyday news of corrupt CEOs, and video game addiction, 3000 calorie Happy Meals, and sub-prime mortgages, for just a brief moment, on a no-name road in a land as green and perfect as Heaven, I glimpsed hope once again.
I pressed on the accelerator as the road ahead of me looked as if it could take me to the ocean, and a smile pulled itself, ever so slightly, out of a corner of my mouth.
Friday, September 11, 2009
The Person Who I am
I am a reader. A writer. A critic. A person who researches my interests, and full fills my curiosity by filling my notebooks with useless knowledge, retaining worthless facts. I toil over matters of no value, of little worth, insignificant in their circumstance, useless in day to day conversation; total and complete rubbish.
I am a purist. A believer. A helpless romantic. I live in a time and a place where I don’t belong. I believe in ever-after while surrounded by the temporary. I stroll while the world hurries. I absorb while the rest scans. I am alone in my pursuits. Misunderstood, misjudged, misconstrued.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Bill Gates Punched a Time Card Everyday
Almost fifteen years after I had punched the first slot on a timecard, I ran into my mentor. He explained proudly that he was still working for the same company, ‘twenty-four years now, and I still have my nose to the grindstone, working as hard now as I did on my first day.’ While I admired his honest, and sincere enthusiasm in knowing he had always worked with a sincere attitude, and undying devotion to his trade, I couldn’t help but notice, he had gone very little in the success department, and was lagging even further behind in the fortune and security division. That’s when I came to the unsettling conclusion that what I had been taught and conditioned to my whole life was, in the simplest terms I can articulate, a total and complete crock of shit. I started to think of the great success stories of modern times: Bill Gates, Richard Branson, Warren Buffett, they are mavericks; people who didn’t follow the rules. Even historically, the greatest people in our nation’s history have been the individuals, who by their own admission, saw that the people around them were going nowhere and decided instead, to go somewhere. They broke the rules, did things their own way, and forged their own existence. Going into work every day, punching in on time every day, working hard and efficiently every day, only guarantees you’ll do that samething, everyday, for the rest of your life.
Some Thoughts on Things we Have, and the Things We're Going to Get
Telephone Books
Now days, there doesn’t seem to be much use for telephone books. We have the internet, where we can find a phone number to anyone, anywhere in the world in a matter of seconds. That doesn’t matter much, because, nobody really has a home phone they answer anymore anyways. We don’t need telephone books anymore. But we still get them. And they are bigger now than they’ve ever been. I can’t seem to figure out whose numbers are even listed in there. No one I ever try to call has a listed number. Maybe it’s unlisted, because I try and call them.
I am not sure why we don’t get a telephone book with peoples cell phone numbers listed in them. You would think that would be more practical. I still see advertisements for people to put advertisements in telephone books. I am not sure people do that anymore, but they must. I don’t think they get a lot of exposure, I don’t know anyone who doesn’t throw out the telephone book the moment they get it.
Telephone books use a lot of paper. These days you’d think we would just do away with them. We could save some trees, and some space in our grandmother’s cupboards.
Fast Food
Houses
Houses built today serve a different purpose. I don’t think people spend as much time outside anymore. They’ve brought the outside inside, or at least they’ve tried. Houses have dining rooms now, and thats where they put the table. That never made any sense to me, cook the food in the kitchen, and cart it into a whole other room. And then when you were done, you have to cart it all the way back. I suppose were not outside as much and could use the exercise. I’ll never understand dens either. Every den I’ve ever seen has a TV in it and perhaps a bookshelf or two and minus the mounted deer head, it looks and functions a lot like a small living room. Most people don’t go in their dens very much, or their family rooms for that matter. Now a family room is what exactly? From what I can see, it’s a living room without the TV. When we wanted to do family things when I was a kid, we turned off the TV, and stayed in the living room. But then again, we had families back then.
Most bedrooms have their own bathrooms today. We had one bathroom, and nobody ever locked the door when they were in it. All five of my brothers and sisters and I would brush our teeth at the same time. When I was seven and my four year old brother had to pee, we both peed at the same time. People don’t have basements anymore either. They have rec rooms. I suppose this is where you do stuff inside instead of outside now. I think people use them mostly for storage though, seems I have to step around a lot of stuff when I am in other people’s rec rooms. People are so lazy they won’t even do stuff inside anymore. And people sure do have a lot of TVs. Every bedroom has a TV now. The living room has a TV. The den has a TV. The rec room has a TV. The kitchen has a TV. Bathrooms have TVs. I know a lot of people who have TVs in their garages. I don’t think we need all those TVs. When we were kids, we had one, and it had four channels. We would get bored watching the same four channels and we’d go outside.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Salvatore (Tore) Allegrezza
I had the honor in January of 2006 to prepare a eulogy for Salvatore (Tore) Allegrezza, the grandfather of three of my friends. I only regret that a sales meeting I was at ran late and I was never able to read it at the funreal. I guess the words hold true for anyone who may have lost someone dear to them.
Few words, if any, can console those who must now share in life's most regrettable and inevitable milestone. I can only imagine how insignificant and feeble my words must be in attempting to ease the pain of those who have lost their beloved.
Perhaps comfort to those in mourning can come in knowing that Tore did not pass on in vain or alone but instead remembered, revered and honored in the company of so many who he had loved and those who had loved him.
Perhaps comfort can come in the hallowed words he spoke while with us, now sincerely and thoughtfully preserved in the memories of those who learned and listened.
And perhaps the hurt can be softened in remembering that each of his kin now carries with them the unequivocal qualities that made him uniquely theirs.
Many times in those final years, I witnessed myself, that out of the darkness and longing, his eyes would lighten as he spoke of days gone by and the kinship and camaraderie he felt with his grandkids and family. This reminds us that the shadow of the inevitable can grow long, and life's twilight can approach, but neither time, nor physical pain and anguish can extinguish the human spirit.
The soul and the spirit of Tore remained bright and alive just below the surface of a physical body that sat old and seemily by-gone.
So you can take comfort in knowing that death did not take Tore from us but merely severed the cold, dark, and heavy shackles of physical life and freed the everlasting and eternal spirit to be reunited with those loved and lost ones that have gone before.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Does Happiness Exists Only with The Ignorant and The Oblivious?
The Two Week Notice
You’ve found another job. That’s wonderful. You’re excited and delighted at the chance to finally move on from that dead-end labor camp you’ve been going to everyday for the last who knows how long. Your boss is an idiot. The people you work with are a bunch of donkeys, and this one guy you’re pretty sure is a sex offender.
What’s your next step? Well to put in your two-week notice, right? This is, of course, the standard operating practice of thousands of people everyday who have decided to leave their jobs. You wouldn’t want your employer to frown upon you in the now twilight of your career with them, would you? Whoa there fella, stop right there! What are you doing???
Let’s consider an alternative situation, shall we?
The company, for which you work, is a dive of ghastly business practices, lousy management, and poor customer service, has decided they are no longer in need of your services. It seems, their bad business practices throughout the past several months or years, something of which you carry no fault for what-so-ever, has left their bottom line spoiled. An assortment of maladroitly supervised salesman, engineers, and other company brass has let golf outings and three hour lunches get in the way of their jobs.
Now you must go.
You see, for the past two weeks, without warning to you, your boss, along with a collection of other higher-ups have quietly and surreptitiously planning your demise. They have listed ads in the paper, internet, and craigslist, which have prompted several replies. The said interested are willing to work at lesser wages and benefits, and have already come to interview. Of these interview-ees, your smiling boss has chosen one in which to replace you. Your livelihood now sits in limbo. Your wife, your kids, and your home, all lie in complete turmoil. And yet, you are humbly unaware of the life altering, possibly life shattering, events that are to take place in the near future. Everyday, your boss strolls past you and gives you a friendly smile. Work seems slow, so you ask fi you might have anything to worry about, you are thinking of buying your lovely wife something real nice for Valentines Day, and you’re just checking. Your boss puts his hand on your shoulders and looks you square in the eye and with a re-assuring tone, declares, you have nothing to worry about, that you are an asset, that your position is unique and with a wink, and a smile you feel assured.
The next day at work, you arrive to find your boss has taken the day off. You clock in and take a few steps and a senior management type greets you. You’ve seen him at work, but this is the first time, and last time you will exchange words. He is carrying a large white folder, and regretfully announces that there have been some cuts, and you have been chosen to make the sacrificial blood letting. Your gift upon the alter is necessary for the survival of the company, and in a half-backward spin of words, he thanks you for your duty and you are hastily turned around and escorted to the door. You are not given a chance to collect your personal effects, but rather informed that you will need to make an appointment in the coming days to come in and gather your belongings. As quickly as it began, it is now over. In the span of only about one minute, you are now standing, hat in hand, in the parking lot of your former place of employment. Disbelief turns to anger as you drive home. How could they? What are they going to do now? You begin to laugh and wild scenarios play out in your head.
” Boy, they sure are screwed. Who’s going to perform your day to day duties?”, you chuckle slightly.
But you see, my dear friend, the company has had weeks to prepare themselves for this. They informed you of your demise, only after every “t” was crossed and every “i” was dotted. They had all their cards in line. The transition will be very smooth. Your replacement will begin Monday and with-in a couple of weeks, you will be forgotten. You will be nothing more than a distant memory, and then, no one will remember you at all.
Meanwhile, your life will be turned upside down. Your in your late thirties, early forties, finances were always an issue at home, and posed the only real strife between you and your wife, but now will consume and strain your marriage like never before. Your kid’s college fund will be raided to pay the mortgage. Your wife will take up a second job, while you search the want ads, which have shrunk to a sliver over the past year. You sell your two year old car for about four thousand under its blue book value, and buy your brother-in-law’s old beater he keeps around for a winter car. It’s all good though, because he happens to know a guy who is the foreman at the ball bearing factory, and as luck would have it, they are hiring. You get a job testing assembled bearings, and convince yourself that it’s no big deal because it’s just temporary, until you can find something more suiting. Meanwhile, the rest of the economy has slowed down and lay-offs have flooded the job searching market with thousands of individuals like you that will work anywhere. So you hold out. You search here and there, high and low, but nothing. Your new job is an hours drive from home and the company is in an economic slow down of its own, so they have you working ten to twelve hour shifts to cover for the people they’ve laid off. The whole situation really hampers your interviewing time. Meanwhile at home, your wife has secretly been talking to her sister who recently went through a divorce and has the name of her attorney, who more than anyone has convinced her that she is a victim of your shortcomings and is far better off without you. You get served your divorce papers on a Friday right before you get off work, and stay at your brother’s who lives an hour and half from your new job, that isn’t so new anymore because you been there a great unwanted year all ready. Your wife starts seeing a new guy about a month after she files, because she’s all ready wasted enough time with you, and wants to get on with her life. You cant figure out what she sees in him, because he makes less than you do at the bearing factory, but it doesn’t matter much because they have your 401k and twenty-five percent of your gross income in child-support, and ten percent of the rest in alimony to live off of. Your ex quits her job; I mean you’re doing enough work for the both of you anyway. With the extra burden, you decide to pick up some extra hours at the gas station on the way between work and your brother’s house that, he just informed you, is up for sale. Your brother sells his house in May, and tells you the new owners are moving in, in a month. You start looking for places near your works, mentally concreting the fact that you might be a bearing tester and gas station attendant for sometime.
Meanwhile, you’ve picked up some extra hours at the gas station, because all the apartments you can afford now are filled with illegal immigrants and recently released child molesters. You move into your new place and are thrilled because now you’re only ten minutes from either one of your jobs, which allows you to pick up even more hours at both. Its wonderful because you get your kids once a month, but are afraid to let them visit you at home because of the creepy guy who lives right next to you, so you settle for meeting them somewhere in the middle. They call you Duane now instead of dad and you find out you really have nothing in common anymore, and the visits become less, and less eventful. Late one night you’re pulling a double at the gas station, its your weekend to watch the ex-wife’s kids, because she’s with her boyfriend in Puerto Rico for a month, and you’ve stashed them at your mother’s house while you work the graveyard shift. Just after three o’clock a guy walks in and asks for a pack of Marb lights in a box, but you can barley understand him through his thick foriegn accent, but that doesn’t matter, because that’s not what he’s in there for anyway, which becomes rather evident when he pulls out a bat and clubs you in the head. As you’re laying now on the filthy floor of a quick mart working your day off, the assailant swings twice more for good measure as he steals the forty-two dollars out of the register, and flees off into the night. You don’t know it now, because your in a coma, but others can rest assure because the robber was caught a few miles down the road. He gets shipped back to Mexico and crosses the border again three months later just about the time you’re coming out of your coma. The late night beating leaves you drooling uncontrollably from your left side and a wicked bad eye twitch. You’ll need to wear corrective lenses for the rest of your life and piss in a bag, but you’re alive.
Your recent mis-hap has left you unable to work, but now you get to spend the remainder of your days watching “I Love Lucy” re-runs at the under budgeted government homeless shelter.
Which brings us back to our original piece.
Don’t ever put in a two weeks notice. They don’t give you a two weeks notice before they put you in a homeless shelter do they?
Sunday, July 26, 2009
"The Tree of Liberty"
Cocaine is illegal and is the most controlled substance on Earth. It has huge, government agencies like the ATF, FBI, and DEA spending billions of dollars every year in a losing battle over drug importation and control. What makes us believe they could control the flow of illegal weapons into this country? Who is the victim of the bans?; the people who follow the law and unarm themselves.
There are about 276 million legally owned guns in the US right now, owned by about 220 million Americans! I often ask myself after hearing of a gun crime, 'how would an additional law have prevented it?'
Just my opinion, and at least for now, I still have a right to one.
Friday, July 24, 2009
"I Would Rather Go To Sleep Hungry, Than Wake Up In Debt"...Ben Franklin
There will come a time when the people that have entrusted their freedom to such an avaricious government will become indentured servants, forced to work, and whipped by taxes, fees, levys, tolls, and dues. Their own personal debt will lock them into a prison, where the debt owed will become their sole purpose. They will cease to dream, cease to invent, cease to risk, cease to create, and cease to build. Their children will grow to learn of work as a means to pay a debt, instead of the rewards reaped from a vocation. A generation will pass, and a new school of thought will be learned, and an old belief that grew from a desire to stand independent, to forge an individual existence, and to live free.....will have died.